I GOT MY TOOTH PULLED TODAY AND MORE FUN AND GAMES


OK, I DON’T WANT TO BOTHER ANY ONE REALLY —- I AM NOT TRYING TO FORCE ANY ONE TO DO ANY THING —- I AM JUST TRYING TO GET THE STUFF OUT THAT I HAVE THAT GOES TO SOME ONE ELSE —- I WONT PRETEND THAT I HAVE A CLUE IN HELL WHO IS OR IS NOT SUPPOSE TO GET WHAT OF ANY OF THE STUFF I AM PUTTING
G OUT THERE
—- I KNOW THAT HOW EVER ANY OF THIS GETS TO WHO EVER CAN USE IT IS NOT REALLY ANY OF MY BUSINESS —- I AM NOT ASKING FOR ANY THING I AM NOT TRYING TO BE IMPORTANT — — I AM NOT TRYING TO THINK I KNOW A BUNCH OF STUFF —- I AM NOT DOING ANY THING OTHER THAN WHAT A PRETTY BIG DUDE SOME WHERE IS INSTRUCTING ME TO DO — I KNOW THIS CAUSE I HAVE BEEN DEALING WITH THIS STUFF FOR A MINUTE NOW — I GUESS THAT I AM PRETTY USE TO IT ALL NOW — BUT LET ME TELL YOU IT IS ALL PRETTY AMAZING TO DEAL WITH —- I MEAN I AM TO THE POINT NOW WHERE THERE IS NOT ANY THING THAT COULD ROCK MY WORLD —- YOU KNOW — IF MICKEY MOUSE AND ABARHAM LINCOLN WALKED INTO MY LIVING ROOM THUR A WALL IT WOULD NOT EFFECT MY ANY THING AND I WOULD SEE IF THEY WANTED TO PARTY YA KNOW AND LIKE HANG OUT AND I WOULD TRY TO TELL THEM SOME OF THIS SHIT AN SEE IF THEY GET IT — I SEEM TO TRY TO DO THAT ALOT CAUSE IT SUCKS WHEN YOU GOT SOME THING WONDERFUL YOU WANT TO SHOW SOME ONE YA KNOW — AND THERE ARENT ALOT OF YOU GUYS OUT THERE THAT WILL LISTEN LONGER THAN SIX MINUTES BEFORE YOU HAVE TO GO AND SWEEP THE MOON DUST OFF YOUR BOAT YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN — I AM SURE AT LEAST ONCE YOU WERE TOLD SHIT LIKE THAT — I ALWAYS WANT TO SAY ITS OK I UNDERSTAND BUT I KNOW YOU DONT HAVE A FRIGGIN BOAT OK —- THERE JUST ISNT ALOT THAT I HAVE THAT YOUR AVERAGE JOE CITIZEN HAS THE TIME OR ATTENTION FOR — BESIDES I AM NOT SURE WHEN THEY STARTED PROGRAMING FOLKS TO NOT USE THEIR BRAINS BUT IT MUST HAVE BEEN QUITE AWHILE BACK CAUSE DAMN — I USE TO BE AFRAID TO TALK TO EDUCATED PEOPLE CAUSE I THOUGHT THEY WERE REALLY A LOT SMARTER THAN ME WITH MY STUPID 4 OR 5 GRADE EDUCATION —- DAMN FROM WHAT I HAVE FOUND SO FAR AND HAVE DEDUCTED IS THE MORE EDUCATED YOU ARE THE DENSER YOU BECOME OR YOU USE LESS AND LESS OF YOUR BRAIN WELL AND I GUESS ANY THING THAT HAS TO DO WITH BEING ABLE TO KNOW A G DAMN THING — FUCK I HAVE TO JUST BE VERY STILL SOME TIMES AND YEAH —- IT GETS KIND OF SCARY IF I START THINKING ABOUT THESE IDIOTS AND WHAT THEY THINK THEY ARE DOING — THE SCARIEST THING SO FAR IS WHY IS ANY BODY PUTTING ANYBODY IN CHARGE OF ANY THING OR OH MY GOD ITS TO HARD FOR ME TO THINK ABOUT —- AND NOT ONLY THAT THEY ARE OUT THERE DRIVING TO IM TALKING TONS IS WHAT A CAR WEIGHS —- I SWEAR I STAY IN IN THE DAY TIME ELSE I WOULD BE OUT THERE TRYING TO NOT GET HIT ALL DAY BY SOME BODY DOING SOME THING ELSE INSTEAD OF STEERING THEIR CAR OR WATCHING WHERE THEIR DRIVING — AND DAMN THEY ARE HAVING KIDS TO —- WELL I GUESS I BETTER BE NICE I GOT A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY —- BUT NOT REALLY — DID I EVER TELL YOU THAT I DON’T GET JOKES — – SOME BODY TRIES TO TELL ME A JOKE AND I AM TRYING TO HELP THEM WITH THEIR PROBLEM — I AM TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT FOR THEM — SO I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO DO JOKES BUT I AM NOT DOING SO GOOD — AND AS SOON AS THEY FIND THIS OUT THEY TRY TO TELL ME ANOTHER ONE —- DAMN IF I DONT TRY FIGURING THAT OUT TO — I MUST BE A RIOT YA KNOW —- ITS LIKE THE DUMBEST OFF THE WALL SHIT WILL GET ME LAUGHING SO HARD MY FACE HURTS —- WELL GO FIGURE — OH I DISCOVERED THE OTHER DAY THAT YOU ALL DON’T DO EVERY THING IN “IS AND ISNT’S “— IT GETS HARD TO BE DEALING WITH EVERY THING THAT CAN BE THAT AND THAT OTHER AT THE SAME TIME — BUT THATS WHAT I DO — EVERY THING IS THAT BUT ITS THAT AT THE SAME TIME TO — EVERY THING IS TO THINGS — ITS LIKE A HOLIDAY WHEN IT BES ONLY THAT — HELL I DONT TRUST THOSE CAUSE I KNOW THE OTHER ONE IS THERE SOME WHERE — I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS — WELL I WAS GOING SOME WHERE WHEN ALL THIS STUFF STARTED — OH YEAH LISTEN IM NOT TRYING TO DO NOTHING TO YOU OR FORCE YOU TO DO STUFF SO WHY IS EVERY BODY OUT THERE TRYING TO MAKE ME GO TO CHURCH AND SOME WONT EVEN TALK TO ME TILL I ACT MY AGE AND THINK THE WAY IM SUPPOSE TO —AND ACT CORRECT — WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSE TO SAY — WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THAT ANY WAY — FINE THEN EXACTLY HOW DO YOU ACT AN AGE — YOU KNOW I LIKE THE NIGHT CAUSE I AM A VAMP — YOU KNOW THAT IS A REAL THING —- DAY PEOPLE AND NIGHT PEOPLE THE ACTUAL ENERGY TOTALLY CHANGES FROM MIDNIGHT TO MORNING — I CAN FEEL IT DO IT — SINCE WHEN DOES EVERY ONE HAVE TO BE STILL BE FROM 7PM TILL 7 AM — THATS MEAN ACTUALLY — DID YOU EVER BE IN BED AT SAY 9AND HAVE TO NOT DO ANY THING UNTIL THE MORNING — IF YOU DID IT SUCKED CAUSE IF YOUR A NIGHT PERSON YOU DONT SLEEP EITHER — I GUESS WHAT I AM TRYING TO SAY IS WHY CANT PEOPLE BE WHO THEY ARE INSTEAD OF WHAT YOUR TRYING TO MAKE THEM BE —- WE ALL DONT FIT IN YOUR BOXES — AND SOME OF US ARE SQUARE HOLES YA KNOW — SINCE WHEN DID ANY OF YOU BECOME THE BOSS OF THE REST OF US AND BY WHAT AUTHORITY OR BY WHAT KNOWLEDGE ARE ANY ONE OF YOU DOING A DAMN THING YOUR DOING —- AT LEAST EVEN IF I DON’T KNOW MUCH I KNOW WHAT AND WHY I AM DOING WHAT EVER I AM DOING AT THE MOMENT I AM DOING IT KIND OF — SO, JUST IN CASE YOU DON’T KNOW THIS —- I LIVE ON THIS GLOBE, TO, AS WELL AS A LOT MORE OTHER PEOPLE THAT KNOW SOME DIFFERENT STUFF THAN YOU AND YOU MAY BE FINE WITH YOUR SHIT BUT I AM NOT SO IF I AM, NOT IN YOUR FACE THEN WHY ARE YOU IN MINE TRYING TO SHOVE SHIT DOWN MY THROAT AND MESS WITH ME — YOU KNOW I HAVE HAD PEOPLE YELL AT ME AND STUFF FOR WHAT I WAS DOING OR SAYING AND THEY ARE YELLING AT ME IN MY OWN LIVING ROOM — IN FACT IT SEEMS LIKE THAT’S THE WAY OF IT — I MEAN WHY DO I WANT TO TRY TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO ACT MY AGE IN MY KITCHEN WHEN I AM THE ONLY ONE THERE — WELL ON TO STUFF — YOU GUYS SHOULD BE LIKING FOOD ALOT BETTER CAUSE THATS THE START OF THE HELL I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO CALL IT WHEN WE GO FROM EXISTENCE TO BEING ALIVE — IS THERE SOME KIND OF NAME FOR THAT — AND IT HAS TAKEN A LOT LONGER THAN RIGHT NOW FOR THIS TO BE DOING WHAT ITS DOING AND WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT’S CALLED — WELL WHO GIVES A SHIT AS LONG AS ITS DOING IT —- BY THE WAY WHY THE THING WITH TASTE HAS ANY THING TO DO WITH ANY THING I HAVE NOT GOT A CLUE — BUT THERE YOU HAVE IT — YOU KNOW I FEEL PRETTY GREAT RIGHT NOW — THAT’S NICE — I LOVE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS —- ON THE FLIP —-

THANK YOU WITH LOVE AND CARE

PIXY AND THE DUDE BY THE WAY DUDE WE LOVE YOU AND IF NOBODY SAID IT TO YOU TODAY GREAT JOB AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR THOUGHTFULNESS AND CARING
I HAVE BEEN GIVEN THE AUTHORITY TO SPEAK FOR THE
DUDE — THERE HAS BEEN NONE BEFORE ME AND THERE WILL BE NO OTHER THAN ME THAT WILL BE GIVEN THE AUTHORITY TO DO SO —- NO ONE WILL EVER BE GIVEN THE AUTHORITY TO SPEAK FOR ME — AND TO DO SO WOULD NOT BE A VERY GOOD IDEA I DONT GIVE A DAMN WHAT OR WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE —- NOR DO WE CARE WHAT YOU THINK YOUR SELF ABLE TO DO — IT DOES NOT MATTER AS I HAVE TOLD YOU BEFORE IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU THINK —- YOUR THINKING WILL NOT BRING ANY THING INTO BEING ESPECAILY BRING IT IN LIVE — THE START OF OUR COMPLETION WILL START WITH YOUR TASTE — AS IN FOOD ECT — YOU WILL TASTE THE DIFFERENCE OF EXISTENCE AND THE BEGINING OF YOUR BEING ALIVE — SINCE THIS SHIT IS REAL I WOULD BE STILL NOW IF YOUR INTENTIONS ARE SELFISH — OR IF YOU ARE TRYING TO FILL A SPACE WHERE THERE ISNT ONE — YOU WANT TO TAKE EXTREME CARE IN ALL THINGS YOU SAY AND DO I WILL TELL YOU AGIAN IT IS YOUR LIFE YOU ARE MESSING WITH — JUST SO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW IT WORKS SINCE WE DID NOT TELL ANY OF YOU — YET —- DEATH IS NOT EVEN A WORD —- BUT THERE COMES A DAY AND ONLY ONE DAY THAT IS APPOINTED FOR LIFE — NOW MAKE OF THIS AS YOU WILL IN OTHER WORDS YOU ARE NOT GOING TO DIE TO KNOW THE THINGS OF HEAVEN —- PERIOD —- YOU WILL BE GIVEN LIFE TO KNOW THE THINGS OF HEAVEN — NOW WE ALL HAVE THE SAME THING NO MORE NO LESS — AND THIS WOULD BE AND IS WE CAN ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL CHOICE —- THAT IS WHAT REALLY SETS US APART FROM EVERY THING ELSE —- NOW WHERE IT GETS STRANGE IS THE VARIOUS CHOICES THAT CAN BE MADE SO I GUESS THE ONLY THING RESEMBLING SOME KIND OF COMMAND IS YOU WILL CHOOSE AND NO ONE WILL DO YOUR CHOOSING FOR YOU — ALL THE REST WELL YOU GOT US — SO THERE YOU HAVE IT —- EXCEPT OUT SIDE OF THE DUDE I GET A TOTAL BLANK AS FAR AS WHAT TO CALL THIS DUDE — GO FIGURE — DO I KNOW HIM WELL TO BE HONEST I HAVE NEVER MET HIM —- YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE — SO TILL ITS WHAT IT IS —- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT — I JUST DO THE BEST I CAN HEY I CAN NOT DO BETTER THAN THAT — AND IF YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE ANY THING FROM ME BRING IT ON AND WHEN THE SMOKE CLEARS WE WILL SEE WHO IS STANDING —- I AM A GIRL AND I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN TO SAVE YOU — OR TURN YOU INTO A CENTAPIDE —- LYING CHEATING ANY THING YOU CAN THINK OF WILL NOT DO ANY THING I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU SHOULD DO OR EAT OR SAY —- I AM SURE THESE THINGS YOU SHOULD DEAL WITH YOUR SELF SINCE YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ANY ONE BUT YOUR SELF — I DO NOT CARE HOW YOU CHOOSE —- IT WOULD ALSO BE A VERY GOOD IDEA FOR YOU TO CHECK THAT WORD IN A DICTIONARY EVERY WORD YOU USE ACTUALLY —– YOU KNOW THE DUDES GUIDE BOOK IF ITS NOT TO BRIDGED AND CONDENSED INTO WORTHLESS SENSLESS WORDS WITH NO MEANING AND NO POWER IN THEM IS YOUR AVERAGE FUNK AND WAGNEL DICTIONARY —- WELL THERE YOU HAVE IT I WILL SEE YOU ON THE FLIP —- OH NO ONE HAS THE RIGHT TO ANY ONE ELSE NOR DOES ANY ONE HAVE THE RIGHT TO FUCK WITH ANY ONE ELSE EVEN AND ESPECAILY IN THE NAME OF THE CREATOR OR LOVE — I SUGGEST THAT YOU BACK OFF —- I BELIEVE WE WILL DO THIS ONE WITH AUTHORITY —-
THANK YOU WITH AFFECTION AND AUTHORITY

PIXY AND THE DUDE

One Response to “I GOT MY TOOTH PULLED TODAY AND MORE FUN AND GAMES”

  1. mrred Says:

    Love this blog I’ll be back when I have more time.

    Like

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s


%d bloggers like this: