WHAT THE HELL


GOOD TITLE DO YOU THINK — SO I AM WRITING A BOOK — ISNT THAT JUST WONDERFUL — THATS MY NEWS — OK I WANT TO KNOW IF ANYBODY DRIVING KNOWS WHAT THE RIGHT LANE AND LEFT LANES ARE FOR ON THE FREEWAY — IS THAT ON THE DRIVING TEST STUFF — I SHOULD PROBABLY LOOK IT UP BEFORE I GO OFF ABOUT IT RIGHT HERE — BUT IM JUST GOING TO GO OFF — THE RIGHT LANE IS FOR TRAVELING IN AND THE LEFT LANE IS FOR PASSING — IM GONNA START RAMMING PEOPLE  — I SWEAR THESE GUYS TRAVELING IN THE LEFT LANE DOING EXACTLY THE SPEED LIMIT — ACT LIKE ITS THEIR RIGHT TO BE THERE AN THEIR NOT GONNA DO A DAMN THING IF YOU COME UP BEHIND THEM — YOU SEE I SPEED I HATE TO ADMIT IT BUT I DO — I HAVE DONE ALOT OF THINGS ABOUT MY DRIVING FAST — I HAVE DONE TWO DRIVING TO FAST PROGRAMS — AND I COMPLETED THEM BOTH — IM IN FOUR DIFFERENT DRIVING FAST SUPPORT GROUPS — I TAKE SIX DIFFERENT DRIVING FAST MEDICATIONS — I HAVE HAD TWO DRIVING FAST SHOCK TREATMENTS — I HAVE THREE DIFFERENT DRIVING FAST DOCTORS — TWO OF THE THREE GIVE ME DRIVING FAST THERAPY — I USE TO THINK MY DRIVING FAST PROBLEM WAS CAUSED BY THE CAR I WAS DRIVING — DURING THIS PERIOD I OWNED 7 DIFFERENT CARS — ONLY TO DISCOVER I WAS DRIVING SLOW CARS FAST — I WAS DRIVING CARS THAT COULDNT GO FASTER THAN 65 — AT 87 — WHEN I ASK THE DOCTORS IF PEOPLE WITH THIS DRIVING FAST PROBLEM ARE BORN THIS WAY — THEY DIDNT THINK IT COULD BE PASSED ALONG THROUGH BLOOD — I WAS ASKED WHEN I FOUND OUT I HAD THIS PROBLEM — LIKE I TOLD THEM WHEN I STARTED DRIVING — YOU KNOW I DONT KNOW HOW PEOPLE STAY AWAKE DRIVING LIKE THAT — AN YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE WHY DOES THE SPEEDOMETER GO TO 100 IF YOU CAN NEVER GO OVER 65 — I HAVE BEEN THINKING OF MAYBE PUTTING A RAMMING BAR ON THE FRONT OF MY CAR — BUT I LOOKED INTO IT AND THATS ALOT OF MONEY — JUST SO I COULD RAM PEOPLE ON THE FREEWAY — ITS GETTING SO BAD WE ARE ALL STARTING TO PASS IN THE RIGHT LANE — I DONT KNOW MAYBE SOME YEARS BACK THAT STUFF WAS TAKEN OFF THE TEST — OR MAYBE THERE WAS A RIGHT LANE LEFT LANE CHANGE HAPPEN THAT I MISSED ON THE NEWS OR SOMETHING — I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT ALL THIS — I HAVE BEEN LOOKING AT TRUCKS TO BUY LATELY — BUT THANK HEAVENS I JUST STARTED DRIVING FAST UNAMINIOUS — WITH THE HELP OF SOME OF THE LIFERS IN THERE I HAVE DECIDED A BIG TRUCK PROBABLY WOULDNT BE A VERY GOOD IDEA — AN THERE YOU HAVE IT —

THANK YOU

PIXIE  AN  DUDE

 

 

 

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