IF YOU WERE A TREE


I BET YOU THINK YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT TREES  THEY HAVE LEAVES THEY ARE WOOD THEY GET BIG — AN SO ON — WELL TREES ON THE CREATION SCALE LETS SAY — TREES WERE CREATED BEFORE MAN — NOW TREES HAVE ROOTS — ROOTS IN THE GROUND — NOW DID YOU KNOW THEY HAVE ROOTS IN THE AIR —  BRANCHES  ARE AIR ROOTS — KIND OF COOL  — THE TREE IS IN THE MIDDLE — A TREE CAN GROW ALONE WHICH IS VERY COOL — BUT WHEN THEY GROW TOGETHER TREES BECOME A FOREST — YOU CANT SEE THE FOREST BECAUSE THERES SO MANY DAMN TREES — SOMETHING ELSE YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED SOMEWHERE ON A TEST — A FOREST IS AN ORGANISM —  A ORGANISMS IS ONE THING —  YOU PUT A BUNCH OF ONE THINGS TOGETHER — AND AS ONE THING CAN DO A BUNCH OF MORE STUFF — A GOOD EXAMPLE OF A BUNCH OF TREES CAN DO REALLY COOL STUFF — WELL LETS LOOK AT THE RAIN FOREST — YOU WILL HAVE TO CHECK THAT OUT ON YOUR OWN —  THEY DO STUFF TO THE AIR THATS WHY WE CAN BREATH HERE ON THE PLANET — I WONDER IF THEY WERENT HERE IF WE COULD BREATH —  WE WOULD HAVE TO FIND SOME OTHER WAY TO BREATHE —  LET ME KNOW IF IM INCORRECT ON THIS — ON WE GO — I BET YOU THINK I AM DOING THIS ON TRESS DONT YOU WELL ACTUALLY — I AM AWARE OF SOMETHING MOST PEOPLE DO NOT KNOW  THAT YOU MAY BE INTERESTED IN — IN THE CREATION  YES I SAID THE CREATION — IN THE CREATION MAN WAS FASHIONED FROM TREES —  WRAP YOUR HEAD AROUND THAT ONE — YOU COULD SPEND ENERGY AND TIME TRYING TO PROVE THIS — I SUGGEST  SINCE THERE IS  NO WAY YOU CAN —  JUST FOR SHITS AN GIGGLES — TAKE THIS AS EITHER A TRUTH A FACT A TRUE FACT OR SOMETHING THAT JUST IS  —  YOU BELIEVE YOUR GOING TO DIE SOMEDAY  THAT DEATH IS A TRUE FACT — YOU SILLY RABBITS OF COURSE WE DO — WELL OK WE ALL FELL FOR ALL THAT — MOST OF US ARE GONNA FALL FOR THE HEAVEN AN HELL THING OR THE NEXT LIFE THING — OR ONE OF THOSE OTHER THINGS THAT MAKES US ALL LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF SHEEP FOLLOWING EACH OTHER  AROUND — OR WE LOOK LIKE THE BLIND FOLLOWING THE BLIND — WELL IM NOT TRYING TO TAKE ALL THAT  AWAY FROM YOU — YOU CAN HAVE YOUR BELOVED DEATH YOUR WONDEROUS HEAVEN AND HELL —  IM  WONDERING IF YOU MIGHT TAKE  WHAT —  LETS GIVE THIS AN OFFICIAL  TIME LIMIT — JUST SO WE ALL FEEL SAFE HOW ABOUT ONE HOUR —  WAIT THAT IS WAY TO SCAREY   — AM I  ASKING  TO MUCH OF YOU  — HELL YOUR JUST READING  — YOUR NOT HURTING ANYTHING BY READING — CHECK YOUR LIST OF WHAT YOU ARE ALLOWED TO READ — A SIN TO READ — WHAT THE PXZG SAYS IS SUITABLE TO READ — WHAT SALLY SAID DO NOT READ –WHAT YOU FEEL FIT TO READ — FUCK FOR SURE DO NOT  READ A GOD DAMN THING THAT HAS THAT WORD — I JUST WENT OFF FOR A MINUTE BECAUSE I WAS TOLD I SHOULD NOT WRITE BECAUSE I WRITE TRASH — ANYWAY THATS TO YOU GUYS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE —  THE  DEFENDERS OF  LIKE GOD  JESUS  THE HOLY GHOST  THE BIBLE AN CHURCHES — I AM JUST ASKING QUESTIONS — THOSE ARE HEAVY HITTERS I DO NOT THINK THEY NEED DEFENDING — DO YOU GUYS DEFEND ALL  THE STUFF LIKE THE DEVIL TO — HE IS  THE WORST EVER RIGHT — I WANT TO  GET THIS RIGHT — THE DEVIL IS THE REASON FOR EVERYTHING THAT IS THE WRONG ON EARTH DO YOU GUYS HAVE  A TIME WHEN — THE DEVIL TAKES A NAP AND WE ALL GET A BREAK — WELL I AM SURE THERE IS A TIME  SET FOR THAT TO HAPPEN  — IS IT GOING TO BE LATER WHEN OF COURSE NONE OF US WILL BE AROUND — YEP DUH STUPID ME — NOW IS THAT  CORRECT  —  NOW IF THE DEVIL DID NOT DO THE BAD — THEN ALL YOUR BAD GOES ON THIS POOR LITTLE  MAN THAT WAS KILLED ON A CROSS —  THAT IS  JESUS CHRIST —  HE DIED FOR YOU  BECAUSE  OF YOUR SINS — WELL YOU GUYS GO AHEAD BUT MY  HANDS RAISED TO LET WHOEVER THINKS I DID SOMETHING I SHOULDNT HAVE HERE I AM THIS IS ME I DID IT  — I AM  RIGHT HERE  I DID IT  AN I WAS TOTALLY ALONE  YOU CAN LET THAT GUY GO — I WILL PAY FOR MY OWN SINS TAKE HIM OFF THAT CROSS AN LET HIM STRECH HIS LEGS — AN THERE WAS NO DEVIL MAKING ME DO STUFF EITHER — YOU GUYS SHOULD CHECK SOME OF THIS OUT WITH GOD YOU KNOW — IT SEEMS KIND OF STRANGE TO ME — FORGIVE  ME AGAIN — YOU ARE NOT  ALLOWED TO DEAL WITH GOD DIRECTLY  — WHY NOT  — YOUR KIDDING RIGHT — SO  GOD SENT HIS SON TO DIE FOR US — SO WE ARE TO TELL THE SON HE TELLS HIS FATHER WHAT WE SAID — IS THAT RIGHT OR AM I SCREWING IT ALL UP —  IT DOES NOT SOUND EXACTLY CORRECT TO ME — WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT STORY WE SHOULD HAVE A TALK WITH WHO EVER IS  IN CHARGE OF ALL THAT  — ARE THEY THE GUYS THAT TELL YOU TO HAVE FAITH AN BELIEVE WHAT THEY SAY —  JUST SO YOU KNOW — WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU DO NOT  KNOW ANYTHING — YOU HAVE TO HAVE AN I MEAN YOU HAVE TO HAVE FAITH AN BELIEVE IN SOMETHING — SO THOSE GUYS DO NOT KNOW OR HAVE ANYTHING AN THEY DRILL THIS INTO PEOPLE FOREVER — AN SO WHAT NO ONE IS EVER GOING KNOW ANY OF THIS — BECAUSE  ONE GUY SHOWED UP AN THEY NAILED HIM TO A CROSS — ACTUALLY THOUSANDS OF MEN AND WOMEN WERE CRUSIFIED AT THAT TIME –WHAT IF ANOTHER GUY SHOWS UP IS HE GOING TO GET NAILED TO — THAT WOULD BE ALITTLE AKWARD DONT YOU THINK — I MEAN — I AM  SURE SOMEONE WOULD PICKET OR SOME THING IF SOMEONE START NAILING PEOPLE TO CROSSES — DONT YOU THINK —  WE ARE MODERN AN STUFF RIGHT — SO WHOEVER SHOWS UP IS A BAD GUY — I GOT IT — AN WE KNOW HIS NAME BEFORE HE GETS HERE — WELL THAT IS PRETTY GOOD — I AM IMPRESSED I COULD NOT DO THAT — THE ANTI CHRIST — WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS THAT — YOU COULD PIN THAT NAME ON ANYBODY  SO WHO KNOWS THIS AND HOW DID THEY FIND OUT — PROPHESY AND BIBLE AN CHURCH STUFF — WELL THIS IS GOING SOMEWHERE I HATE GOING — PEOPLE SHOULD  BE CAREFUL WITH THINGS THEY  WILL PUT THIER LIFE UP FOR — AN BE CAREFUL WITH THINGS WE ARE GOING TO BELIEVE AN HAVE FAITH IN — AN FOR SURE  ASK THE QUESTIONS — IF NO ONE CAN GIVE YOU AN ANSWER OR GIVE  A GOOD EXPLANATION WHY THEY DO NOT  HAVE ONE — IT MIGHT BE A VERY GOOD IDEA  TO WAIT  CHECK IT OUT A LITTLE MORE —  DO WE TEACH THIS TO OUR KIDS  —  I DO NOT THINK THAT FAITH AN BELIEF IS SOMETHING THAT CAN BE GIVEN TO ANOTHER PERSON  LIKE AN OLD COAT — HERE THIS ISNT THE GREATEST BUT IT WILL KEEP YOU WARM — SO  HERE IS THIS FAITH AN BELIEF IT REALLY ISNT  ANYTHING — THERE IS  NOTHING TO HOLD ONTO — BUT HERE YOU GO — IF ITS CALLED A GIFT  OPEN IT — YOU WILL FIND THERE IS NOTHING IN IT —  HERE WE GO TO THE MEAT OF ALL THIS —  THE WORD OF GOD THE BIBLE — FIRST UNLESS YOU WERE THERE AT THE WRITING OF IT — DO NOT TRY TO TELL ME WHAT IT SAYS —  IF YOU GO TO A VERSE HERE AN JUMP OVER HERE TO ANOTHER VERSE THERE — YOU LOOKED THROUGH THE BOOK AN MARKED WHERE IT WILL BACK UP WHAT YOU SAID — WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THAT —  BY THE WAY  NOT TO LONG AGO  A QUEEN IN ENGLAND APPROVED WHAT WENT IN AN OUT OF THE HOLY BIBLE GODS WORD — YOU KNOW THERE WAS A TIME THE BIBLES WERE CHAINED TO A PULPIT NO ONE WAS ALLOWED TO READ THEM — I HAVE TO WONDER ABOUT THAT  — THE WORD OF GOD IS CHAINED THERE ARE WARS  OVER IT — A QUEEN SAYS WHAT WORDS ARE OK AN NOT OK  — HOW COME NOW WE CAN ALL HAVE ONE —  ALRIGHT WHAT DID I MISS —  WE HAVE TO FOLLOW SOMEONE THAT KNOWS HOW TO READ IT —  THERE ARE  RULES ON  HOW TO READ IT —  THERE ARE PARTS THAT ARE NONE OF OUR BUISNESS CAUSE IT HAPPENED ALONG TIME AGO JUST SOME OF IT MATTERS TO US NOW — YOU ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME — YOU CAN NOT BE SERIOUS —  THERE ARE GUYS THAT  GOD CHOSE TO SPEAK  AN THEY  LET US KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD BELIEVE IN — NOW I AM A LITTLE PISSED — I WILL TELL YOU A COUPLE OF THINGS AND I AM DONE WITH THIS — FIRST  GOD DOES NOT CHOOSE — HE DOES NOT  HAVE TO — GOD DOES THINGS AN HE DID ALL PEOPLE — DUH — WE SHOULD BE VERY CAREFUL WITH WORDS  THERE IS NOW NOR WILL THERE EVER BE ANYTHING MORE POWERFUL THAN WORDS —  THAT DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN GO AROUND MAKING UP WORDS AN THEY WILL BE POWERFUL — WITH YOUR STANDARD BIBLE — THERE IS SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW — ESPECIALY  WITH  THE BIBLE BEING THE WORD OF GOD — GOD HAS A LANGUAGE — DID YOU KNOW THAT —  GODS LANGUAGE IS MUSIC — GODS LETTERS ARE MUSICAL NOTES — WELL THAT THROWS A MONKEY WRENCH IN SOME THINGS — THOSE GUYS SAYING GOD TOLD THEM THIS AN THAT — WELL IF THEY ARE NOT SINGING — THEY ARE NOT DOING VERY MUCH GOD TALKING — BECAUSE GOD DOES NOT TALK — GOD SINGS —  CHECK IT OUT —  THAT WOULD MAKE US PRETTY WELL SCREWED BECAUSE THE HOLY BIBLE IS NO SONG BOOK — THIS MAKES FOR A PRETTY STICKY WICKETT — SO NOW WHAT — WELL LET ME HELP YOU OUT HERE — IF YOU GET IN YOUR BIBLE AN YOU GO TO PSALM 119 — YOU WILL FIND THE MUSICAL ALPHABET OF GOD — THE LITTLE SQUGGILY MARKS ARE  THE MUSICAL NOTES THAT ARE GODS ALPHABET — I MIGHT BE FUN  TO  PLAY WITH THAT FOR AWHILE —  BACK TO THE TREE THING — SO LETS SAY YOU PUT THE STUFF YOU KNOW ALL OF IT IN A CORNER FOR  HOW ABOUT 15 MINUTES — WITH THAT ALL SAFE AN SNUG — I WOULD LIKE TO TELL YOU THIS AN SEE WHAT YOU CAN MAKE OF IT — MAN WAS FASHIONED FROM TREES BUT LETS NOT GET STUCK ON THE TREE — LETS TAKE A LOOK AT THE FOREST — NOW  WE ARE A FOREST RIGHT —  WHAT ABOUT THIS FOREST — ITS AN ORGANISM — NOW WE ARE A ORGANISM — COOL  ORGANISMS CAN DO THINGS ONE TREE CAN NOT DO BY ITSELF — NOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT  WE ARE SO SEPARATED FROM EACH OTHER  THAT WE ARE NO LONGER A FOREST — WE CAME FROM A THOUGHT OF GOD AND THROUGH EVALUTION SOMETHING GOD SET UP ON PURPOSE — THAT WOULD TAKE THAT THOUGHT AN GET IT TO FORM —  LETS SAY THAT WE ARE A BUNCH OF FORMS RUNNING AROUND HERE ALL WORRIED ABOUT IF OUR HAIR IS PARTED ON THE RIGHT SIDE  —  I AM THINKING A BUNCH OF FORMS DOING A BUNCH OF —  LETS SAY THERES A BUNCH OF MASTER LIKE FORMS OR FORMS THAT HID INFORMATION AN THEY LIKE BEING FORMS AN THEIR GONNA KEEP IT HOW THEY WANT IT  — WELL THEY ARE GOING TO MAKE SURE NO FORMS EVER GET TOGETHER AN BE A FOREST OF FORMS — NOW LETS SAY THAT BEFORE GOD COULD BRING THESE FORMS TO LIFE — AFTER ALL IT WOULD TAKE A MINUTE TO GET THOUGHT INTO FORM — SO SAY HE SET UP AN EXISTENCE AN BEING GOD HE CAN DO THAT — SO HE SETS UP THIS EXISTENCE WHERE THIS THOUGHT CAN BECOME FORM — WELL SAY THESE MASTER FORMS HAVE BEEN MANIPULATING THINGS SO ALL FORMS STAY FORMS FOREVER —  THEY HAVE A HANDLE ON THIS FORM SHIT — BECAUSE THEY HID THINGS AND DID THINGS KNOWING THEY WOULD COME BACK AROUND  — THE ONE THING THEY HAVE TO DO IS MAKE DAMN SURE THERE WILL NEVER BE A FORM FOREST — SO ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS KEEP THE FORMS FROM UNITING —  THIS IS THEIR KEY  —  YOU COULD SAY THIS —  GOD AS ALL MIGHTY AND POWERFUL MAY PACK A POWERFUL TOUCH — POWERFUL ENOUGH THAT  GIVING  LIFE TO ONE LITTLE TREE WOULD PROBABLY DISENIGRATE THAT POOR LITTLE THING — WELL THEN HOW THE HELL IS HE GOING TO GIVE US LIFE — AND WHY THE HELL DID WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH ALL THIS SHIT IF IT CANT HAPPEN — WHAT KIND OF IDIOT WOULD GO TO ALL THAT TROUBLE TO FIND OUT IT WONT BE POSSIBLE — WELL BE OF GOOD CHEER MY FELLOW PEOPLE — NOW DO NOT JUDGE TO SOON — IF WE WERE A FOREST OF FORMS AND WE BECAME  ONE ORGANISM THIS  GOD OF OURS COULD BRING THAT ORGANISM TO LIFE BECAUSE IT WOULD BE BIG ENOUGH — OK WELL THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE PLAN I DO NOT KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS — I THINK THAT SINCE EVERYTHING WE WOULD EVER NEED WAS PROVIDED FOR US BY GOD — MAYBE  IF NO OTHER REASON   BOREDOM WE COULD  AT LEAST CONSIDER THIS A POSSIBILITY — ILL GIVE IT A SHOT — BUT YOU KNOW A TREE A FOREST DOES NOT MAKE — WELL ILL BE OVER HERE TRYING LIKE HELL TO BE A FOREST  WATCHING PEOPLE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE TO PART YOUR HAIR — WELL SURE I KNOW HOW TO FORM ALL THESE TREES INTO A DAMN FOREST — WE ARE THE ONES CREATED IN THE IMAGE OF GOD THIS IS TRUE OR IF YOU WILL TRUTH — BUT SOME ONE LOOKED IN A LAKE OR SOMETHING AN FIGURED THAT IS IT THE IMAGE OF GOD — WELL LET ME ASK YOU THIS — IF THERE WERE NO PEOPLE YET AN THAT IMAGE IS OF PEOPLE — EXACTLY HOW CAN THAT BE A IMAGE — WELL IT CAN NOT — YOU NEED TO KNOW THEN SOME STUFF  ABOUT THE CREATOR OF ALL CREATION —  YES THERE WAS A SPARK — THAT SPARK WAS LIKE THE KIDS HAVE ON THE FOURTH OF JULY — A SPARKLER — THAT SPARKLER WAS PURE ENERGY THAT COULD THINK SPARKLING AWAY READY TO ROCK AN ROLL — SO THE IMAGE WE WERE CREATED IN WOULD BE WE CAN THINK — CORRECT — SO IM THINKING THIS FORM FOREST COULD GET TOGETHER MAYBE BY THINKING THE SAME THOUGHT — WELL THAT IS WHAT I HAVE ABOUT TREES FOR  TODAY — AN THERE YOU HAVE IT —

THANK YOU

PIXIE  AN  DUDE

 

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